I need to stop getting insanely jealous over matters that devious twists of fate wave before my face...I need to get a grip on my tongue, before I perfect the exemplary skill of getting my exceptionally large feet into my even bigger mouth...I need to learn the art of staying away from certain sticky situations rather than open the proverbial Pandora's chest and then curse what comes out, instead of my own stupidity... Damn, damn and double damn...
I know that entire shopping list of "I need"s does not make any sense to you... I couldn't make much head or tail of it either... Lets just ignore that... I needed (not again...) to get it out of my system and I just did...
The next door neighbour has a cute kid... First saw it (I don't know the gender, hence the use of "it") when he asked my roommate to sign some passport related forms for the baby... Seeing the kid brought back one particular memory of meeting an aunt I had not seen in a long time...
Now, FYI, I used to suffer from the bed-wetting syndrome, way beyond the normal age-line where children learn to take a troubled bladder to the bathroom... Till the age of about 12, I never used to bother my legs with my nocturnal urinal trouble, and the bedsheets used to be blessed with my....uhhh...mineral water! Please don't blackmail me with that... My brother already does...
Now this aunty I meet, she ruffles my hair and says to me, in Malayalam, the cursory "How big you have grown? Last I remember, you still used to wet your bed in 7th standard..." EEEEP... How can you be nitwitted enough to say this to a 24-yr old male in public???? Well to get back at you aunty, you have not shrunk since I last saw you, and when you were a kid, I'm sure you never made your water at the Times Square... A lame retort, I know, but couldn't do any better...
I think the best way to live your life is to not have any ambitions... I can already here vague protesting noises like "Loser","Doesn't have a purpose in life",etc etc... I do have a purpose in my life... My purpose is to spend my life with Salma Hayek on my left arm and Cindy Crawford on my right... Also, I want to be capable of swapping them with Sharon Stone and Monica Bellucci periodically... Too ambitious??
Mood: Dreamy
Music: You are beautiful - James Blunt
I know that entire shopping list of "I need"s does not make any sense to you... I couldn't make much head or tail of it either... Lets just ignore that... I needed (not again...) to get it out of my system and I just did...
The next door neighbour has a cute kid... First saw it (I don't know the gender, hence the use of "it") when he asked my roommate to sign some passport related forms for the baby... Seeing the kid brought back one particular memory of meeting an aunt I had not seen in a long time...
Now, FYI, I used to suffer from the bed-wetting syndrome, way beyond the normal age-line where children learn to take a troubled bladder to the bathroom... Till the age of about 12, I never used to bother my legs with my nocturnal urinal trouble, and the bedsheets used to be blessed with my....uhhh...mineral water! Please don't blackmail me with that... My brother already does...
Now this aunty I meet, she ruffles my hair and says to me, in Malayalam, the cursory "How big you have grown? Last I remember, you still used to wet your bed in 7th standard..." EEEEP... How can you be nitwitted enough to say this to a 24-yr old male in public???? Well to get back at you aunty, you have not shrunk since I last saw you, and when you were a kid, I'm sure you never made your water at the Times Square... A lame retort, I know, but couldn't do any better...
I think the best way to live your life is to not have any ambitions... I can already here vague protesting noises like "Loser","Doesn't have a purpose in life",etc etc... I do have a purpose in my life... My purpose is to spend my life with Salma Hayek on my left arm and Cindy Crawford on my right... Also, I want to be capable of swapping them with Sharon Stone and Monica Bellucci periodically... Too ambitious??
Mood: Dreamy
Music: You are beautiful - James Blunt
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ReplyDeletewell.........pissing in your bed till 12 yrs of ages.........
ReplyDeletethis brings me into a Giggle loop