HydCreative had some rules imposed on it, one of which was the English-only policy... No more Hindi, or any other language for that matter... Someone then came up with this mockery...
I wanted a power cut on a full moon night
To search the moon in the brightness of my love’s face.
Original version:
ngsh;zkp ,utd;W ‘gth; fl;’ Ntz;bNdd; - vd;
ngz;zpytpd; ntspr;rj;jpy; ntz;zpyitj; Njl
Comments are always welcome. This post has every right to be deleted by the moderators. Posting the original version as I felt the essence is lost in English.
Well, being the moderator, and moreover being ME, I couldn't let this pass unanswered. So :D
Originally written in the language of my home planet Nostewpidpeeplearaoondapolis:
SDFH$T%^Q£$$^WDFGWER
DFGW$%^£$%WQWFG”$%^£%”£$%^”£RTDFG
SDFH$^*$%£$TWDDFG”$%^”£$Q”$£^%^
FG£$%^”TQEG”^”£$
£$%DFG”£%FQ$%”£$%
“£$FG”$%TYRRTBGdf654651354
sFs%^fg%$^SFGH$dfgh5geg$%£FGS
DGF£$%WFST£
It is short in that script because the Nostewpidpeeplearaoondapolisian alphabet there has 2034 characters compared to 26 of the English alphabet.
English Translation:
Someone thinks he is way too bright
To be posting a mockery in his demeanour uptight
Well guess what, it doesn’t go with everyone’s appetite
So here’s my response, dripping with spite
The reason for the English-only policy
Is not to restrict creativity
But then you never know what is original and what is piracy
So how can you expect the moderators to do their job in all its sanctity?
I have with me a Bhojpuri Poem, of a long-dead poet
I will post it and claim it’s something I wrote when I took my dog to the vet
The (poor) moderators will not have a Bhojpuri expert on board
So I will be getting away with a theft in daylight broad
If Hindi is allowed, then Telugu should be too
This is the argument used, by many, not few
So Telugu isn’t in and Hindi’s out as well
To have posts in a language that everyone can speak and tell
If English doesn’t cover the sense you tried to portray
Then add the prefix of ‘non-’ and send it on its way
Till then hold your peace and let me hold mine
Else I will never earn the Lord’s mercy divine
Damn Essence lost in translation, but I’m sure it still hurts where it’s supposed to… Compliments accepted whole-heartedly!
Planet name courtesy was Corny A.K.A Ashwin Alexander. I wanted to use the name he suggested initially (Skrewyemorawn), but couldn't due to restrictions of propriety :P
I wanted a power cut on a full moon night
To search the moon in the brightness of my love’s face.
Original version:
ngsh;zkp ,utd;W ‘gth; fl;’ Ntz;bNdd; - vd;
ngz;zpytpd; ntspr;rj;jpy; ntz;zpyitj; Njl
Comments are always welcome. This post has every right to be deleted by the moderators. Posting the original version as I felt the essence is lost in English.
Well, being the moderator, and moreover being ME, I couldn't let this pass unanswered. So :D
Originally written in the language of my home planet Nostewpidpeeplearaoondapolis:
SDFH$T%^Q£$$^WDFGWER
DFGW$%^£$%WQWFG”$%^£%”£$%^”£RTDFG
SDFH$^*$%£$TWDDFG”$%^”£$Q”$£^%^
FG£$%^”TQEG”^”£$
£$%DFG”£%FQ$%”£$%
“£$FG”$%TYRRTBGdf654651354
sFs%^fg%$^SFGH$dfgh5geg$%£FGS
DGF£$%WFST£
It is short in that script because the Nostewpidpeeplearaoondapolisian alphabet there has 2034 characters compared to 26 of the English alphabet.
English Translation:
Someone thinks he is way too bright
To be posting a mockery in his demeanour uptight
Well guess what, it doesn’t go with everyone’s appetite
So here’s my response, dripping with spite
The reason for the English-only policy
Is not to restrict creativity
But then you never know what is original and what is piracy
So how can you expect the moderators to do their job in all its sanctity?
I have with me a Bhojpuri Poem, of a long-dead poet
I will post it and claim it’s something I wrote when I took my dog to the vet
The (poor) moderators will not have a Bhojpuri expert on board
So I will be getting away with a theft in daylight broad
If Hindi is allowed, then Telugu should be too
This is the argument used, by many, not few
So Telugu isn’t in and Hindi’s out as well
To have posts in a language that everyone can speak and tell
If English doesn’t cover the sense you tried to portray
Then add the prefix of ‘non-’ and send it on its way
Till then hold your peace and let me hold mine
Else I will never earn the Lord’s mercy divine
Damn Essence lost in translation, but I’m sure it still hurts where it’s supposed to… Compliments accepted whole-heartedly!
Planet name courtesy was Corny A.K.A Ashwin Alexander. I wanted to use the name he suggested initially (Skrewyemorawn), but couldn't due to restrictions of propriety :P
